Being that this spam mail will reach out to however many gadzillions and may find it's way to some people who have been harmed through a scamming, I can see where those people might still be innocent enough to believe that this email may have some validity. In that way lies madness, folks ~ don't even go there.
And, if there are others who receive it, knowing damned well that they have never been scammed online and who see this as a chance at a cash grab? Then, honest to gawd, I have no pity for ya because you're just as big a thief as they are ~ what on earth were you thinking?
Ref: YOU HAVE BEEN SCAMMED !! (Thanks for the news bulletin but, no, I have not.)
| From: |
BRITISH HIGH COMMISSION (bhcscottdewar06@msn.com) (Is it just me or is it a bit peculiar that the British High Commission would be using an msn email?) |
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| You may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as junk
(Too straight ~ I don't know this person and it is junk.) |
| Sent: | June 29, 2009 12:39:22 AM |
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OFFICE OF THE BRITISH COMMISSION
(British High Commission or British Commission ~ make up my mind. Which is it?)
Aguiyi Ironsi Street,
Central Business District,
Abuja.
(So ~ for your information, the correct address *and* email for the British High Commission in Nigeria is :
Dangote House
Aguyi Ironsi Street
Maitama District
Abuja
Telephone: +234 (9) 413 4559-64 (6 lines)
Facsimile: +234 (9) 413 4565, 413 3888
Visa: abuja.visa.correspondenceunit@fco.gov.uk
Trade: commercial.abuja@fco.gov.uk
General: information.abuja@fco.gov.uk )
Attention Please
(Oh do pay attention ~ really. You might miss any part that might actually make sense. I used to read legal government documentation as part of my job and even I'm agape. What follows here is a magnificent torrent of bullshit, bafflegab and sheer nothingness where they actually don't say a damned thing. Not only that, they have managed to do it using incredibly bad grammar, punctuation and spelling which would have any real clerical worker producing the tripe sacked for being functionally illiterate.
Somehow I doubt the British High Commission would issue such a pastische of embarrassments as any kind of official correspondence ~ unless the 'High' in the title refers to them being 420 friendly in which case that would explain things...
Personally I think the scammer who composed this marvel of fiction spent a little too much time sucking on the hookah, ya know?)
You are listed and awarded for payment during the last UN. Meeting on how to tackle issues such as scams, get back to us as soon as possible for the immediate payment of your compensation funds. On this faithful recommendations, I want you to know that during the last UN meetings held in Abuja, Nigeria, it was alarmed so much by the rest of the world in the meetings on the lose of funds by various foreigners to the scam artists operating in syndicates all over the world today, in other to retain the good image of the country, the president of the Country (What country?) in collaboration with the UNITED NATION is now paying 104 individuals and victims whose names where chosen randomly to maintain good relationship among nations. (104 out of thousands and thousands? Wowww....)
Due to the corrupt and inefficient banking systems in Nigeria, (as opposed to the corruption that enables the scam industry to flourish) the payments are to be paid through (Mr. Robert Scott Dewar) BRITISH COMMISSION, through their funding streams such as the Strategic Programme Fund (formerly GOF), Public Diplomacy Project Fund, Bilateral Programme Budget and Returns & Re-integration Fund also under funding assistance by the Central Bank of Nigeria. (Hunh? would be an acceptable comment about now.) According to the number of applicants at hand, 84 proved victims has been paid, half of the victims are from the United States, Europe and Asia, we still have more 20 left to be paid the compensations.
Your particulars was mentioned as one of people to benefit from this compensation, you are hereby warned not to communicate or duplicate this message to anyone for any reason for whatsoever, (Why? Why all the cloak and dagger? You'd think if they were righting a wrong that they would want the world to know about it) You will receive your compensations payments via an ATM cashable at any ATM center around your country. I shall feed you with further modalities (I think 'feed you with further modalities' is their word for ladeling out even more bullshit directions designed to suck you dry.) as soon as I hear from you. In reply, confirm your:
1. contact telephone number
2. Delivery address.
Respond with Your Personal information including your phone number.
Regards
Mr. Robert Scott Dewar
(Well, that's my crap limit for the day ~ I think I'll just move the horse manure out to the garden where it might actually do some good.)





















